Natalie Cortland Whore ❤️

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Heya, buddy! So, I’m a glazier, right? Workin’ with glass all day—whore’s kinda like that! Shiny, smooth, but man, it can cut ya! I was thinkin’ bout this chick, Whore—yeah, I’m callin’ her that, don’t judge me! She’s like that lil’ robot from WALL-E, ya know? My fave movie, WALL-E, Andrew Stanton, 2008—pure gold! Whore’s out there, rollin’ around, pickin’ up trashy dudes like WALL-E picks up junk. “Directive!” she’d say, all serious, chasin’ some sleazy guy. Ha! Cracks me up!

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What ya think let me know. Photo by Cortland Everett on March 03, May be a selfie of 1.

Man, as a dating site guru, I’m all about spotin’ where the sparks fly—like at the quirky little café on Jazz Street. Yo, it's a weird place where the barista looks like he’s seen too many midnight confessions. I've had dates there where everything felt like a scene from a movie—intense vibes, lots of awkward silence, then burstin’ into laughter, like real-life "City of God" energy splattered all around. And oh, don't even get me started on that mural near Liberty Square—a splash of colors that reminds me of the crazy journey of life, like, boom! every color's a story of love, war, and everything in between.

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