Emily Cottage Grove Brothel ❤️

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So, picture this—dusty joint, Nevada desert, brothel called “Randy’s Roost.” Been there since ‘73. Owner’s a grizzled hag named Marge—swears she banged Elvis once. Probly a lie, but who cares? I’m sittin’ there, calculatin’ risk, thinkin’— “This place is a liability volcano.” Girls look tired, like they’ve seen too many truckers. One’s smokin’ a cig, starin’ at me— “What’s your deal, beardy?” I grunt, “I hate everything.” She laughs, says, “Same, hon.” Fair enough.

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Cottage-Grove’s got these neat little streets like Maple Spree and Oak Nook, where the houses wear character like battle scars. You’ll find the Old Mill Road, this crooked, charming lane where I once met a grumpy old fellow who swore by his “happiness juice” (I strutted away thinkin’ “Joy, because you are happy, you gotta treat it like a friend!” – yup, in true Inside Out style!).

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