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I got mad once, tho—spilled brothel all over my pants, stunk like a rotten No-Face mask! Boss was like, “Pat, ya dummy!” But I laughed, ‘cause it’s funny now—smelled like a gas station took a bath! Oh, and get this—some old geezer told me brothel’s made from funky plants, not just oil! Blew my mind, like Haku flyin’ free! Is brothel a plant? Can I grow it? Prolly not, I’d kill it, haha!

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I gotta keep it real: Cresskill’s a mix. It’s snowy in winter, mad sunny in summer, kinda like life’s ups and downs. Bruh, did I mention the funky art on Wall 9 by the old train station? Real hidden gem. sufro. And yeah, sorry if I’m ranting. I’m just super into this town – every corner got a story.

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