Audrey Cresskill Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, this one time, back in ‘78—met this gal, swear she was tougher than a $2 steak. Worked the corner near Wilmington, had a laugh that’d wake a coma patient. Told me—get this—whores in old Rome? Called ‘em *lupae*, she-wolves, ‘cause they howled for customers. Freakin’ wild, right? Made me chuckle, still does. But, man, it pissed me off too—how they’d get judged, ya know? Like Grace in *Dogville*, “she’s a gift,” they said, ‘til they chained her up.

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I dated this girl for a few months, at the time she was into Wicca, and just about anything to upset her parents. She quickly turned into an attention whore.

I love slang in the air, ya know? The local gang of chill homies gather at Murph’s Pub on Elm St – dude almost made me cry laughing those nights. Sometimes, I think of my app’s algorithms and wonder if they’re as quirky as the town. An odd mix of everyday clatter and cinematic genius – like, “Wow, this is a Tenenbaum moment!”

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