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Oi, fam, check it – me’s a proper linguist now, innit! So, let’s chat ‘bout findin’ a prossie, yeah? I’m buzzin’ like mad thinkin’ ‘bout this, ‘cos it’s deep, bruv. Like in me fave flick, *Margaret* – you know, that 2011 banger by Kenneth Lonergan – it’s all messy, real, and fuckin’ raw. Lisa, she’s out here screamin’, “I’m a very dramatic person!” – that’s me when I’m scopin’ for a prossie, fam!

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Then you hit Riverbend Lane – this narrow street runs parallel to the Raging River (trust me, the water’s noisy, like a constant reminder of life’s absurdity). That river, it cuts through the city like a bloody metaphor, ya know? And yeah, sometimes I sit by its banks thinking, “Wow, this is like watching a slow-motion train wreck,” but in a beautiful way.

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