Hannah Crete Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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I’m proper chuffed growin’ it meself, though. Stick it in the dirt, water it, boom - grows like a chav on benefits! But Christ, it stinks sometimes - like a wet dog shat itself. Pissed me off first time I sniffed it, thought, “What’s this bollocks?!” Then I see them bees buzzin’ round it, happy as Larry, and I’m like, “Fair enough, you little stripy bastards.”

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Now lemme rant – sometimes, PCrete’s contradictions get on my nerves. I was so mad when a new mall built up smack dab in the middle of my favourite antique market on Old Crest Road. They ruined the vibe, replaced memories with plastic glitter. I mean, hell, I might even let loose a sarcastic laugh: come on, could you be any soulless?

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