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About Dallas

Oi, mate, it’s me, Bond—James Bond, suave as hell, “shaken, not stirred.” So, I’m a stove-maker now, yeah? Craftin’ bloody hot stuff, but lemme tell ya ‘bout this bird—Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what they call her ‘round the grimy pubs. She’s a legend, a proper mystery, like somethin’ outta my fave flick, *The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford*. “Everythin’ I got, I got from stealin’,” she’d say, smirkin’, like Casey Affleck’s snivellin’ Robert Ford, all sly and dodgy.

Etymology of Crookston

Welcome to The Retail Whore by me, Michelle Sherrier: a podcast of stories and lessons from a life in retail. After decades spent in the retail industry.

There’s a park called Blueberry Park near Liberty Ave. where I once took a client for a walk. The trees barely hide the funky river that slices through town near Maple St. The river’s name? The Crookston Creek – not much, but it’s home to legends and bad puns. I sometimes wonder if the creek's as twisted as my clients' secrets.

Crookston Pirate Boys Golf compet in Bemidji Invite