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Alright, listen up, jabroni! I’m Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson – Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” – and I’m a fisherman now, haulin’ in stories like fish! Today, I’m talkin’ ‘bout whores – yeah, you heard me, WHORES! Not the shady corner type, nah, but the fish – whøre, spelled funky ‘cause I’m typin’ fast, 14 typos comin’ your way! Caught one last week, man, slimy bastard pissed me off, floppin’ like it owned the boat! Made me think of *Yi Yi* – “You can’t see yourself, huh?” – that fish didn’t know its damn place!

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Now, here's a tidbit few know: there's a hidden alley near Elm and 3rd. Not flashy, just a quiet nook where old timers spin wild tales. I once caught a story 'bout a ghost roamin’ around there at midnight. I laughed cuz I was thinking about my own quirky ghost: stress. Ha!

Jeff Crossett