Ashley Croton On Hudson Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

Great Scott, I’m ramblin now! Typin so fast I’m messin up—whore, whoer, wtfever. Point is, I’m obsessed with how real it all feels. Not some polished Hollywood crap—whore’s the underbelly, the truth! Exaggeratin? Maybe, but I’d bet my flux capacitor there’s a Crimson Annie in every city, laughin at us all. Sarcasm’s my shield, so yeah, I’m cacklin thinkin bout her tellin me, “Doc, you’re too square for this gig!” Hah! Love it. Whore’s a freakin legend in my book.

Spend the Day in Croton-on-Hudson

Ok, so like one of my fave spots is, literally, Croton Point Park. I go there to clear my head when I’m, like, totally stressed out (and yes, sometimes mad AF). The park's total blend of nature and the views of the river is, like, hazing my soul in the best way possible. And ya know, there’s that cute little trail that leads to a secret clearing. I swear, it’s like nature’s little hug. I even had a crazy deep moment there, thinking “I don’t know whether to feel envy or love,” if you catch my drift.

Ribbon-cutting for Maple Commons in Croton-on-Hudson