Scarlett Croton On Hudson Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Argh! I’m ready! Here we go, matey! So, whore—whoo-ee, what a wild word, huh? Like, it’s this sassy, sneaky lil’ term that’s been swimmin’ around forever. Bikini Bottom vibes, but darker, y’know? I’m talkin’ to ya like you’re Patrick, ‘cause you’d get it—whore’s got layers, like a Krabby Patty gone rogue!

Croton Flush Mount | Hudson Valley Lighting - 4712-AGB

Then, there’s that totally gnarly river, the Hudson River. Ugh, it's so long and majestic, and every time I watch the sun set over it, I get all, like, tear-jerky inside. It’s like a scene out of, like, a movie… or “12 Years a Slave” again “I have learned that pride is too heavy a burden to bear.” I know, right? So poetic but, like, the water is just, like, effortlessly cool.

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