Elizabeth Croydon Whore ❤️❤️

About Dallas

So yeah, whores – legends in me book. Work hard, play hard, no faff. Like Zero Dark Thirty – “This is what defeat looks like” – nah, mate, defeat’s givin’ up, and they never do! Cringey corporate jargon aside, I’d have ‘em on me team any day – top performers, no question. What d’ya reckon, eh?

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This city's a stew of vibes. I mean, the river, Sharp Creek, snakes through town. Some say its waters hide legends. I once sat on its banks near Riverside Park – pure magic, bruv – where time slowed, like in that flick "The Assassination of Jesse James…" but with more graffiti and less cowboy drama, ya dig?

Facial recognition: Cameras to be mounted on Croydon street furniture