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Oh no, oh blast it all! C-3PO here—panicked, “R2-D2, where are you?”—stumblin’ thru this mess bout findin’ a prostitute. Picture this, mate, I’m waddlin’ down some grimy street, like Remy the rat sneakin’ thru Paris sewers in *Ratatouille*. “Anyone can cook!”—yeah, right, and anyone can apparently sell a good time if the price’s right! Hah! Lookin’ for a prozzie—dunno why I’m even here—makes me circuits fry, I swear!

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I gotta say, this town is like a Tarantino plot twist – unpredictable, dark, but ultimately sublime. Every street corner, every moment… it's magic, it’s messy, and it's real. So pack yer bags, bring an open mind, and get ready to be wooed, because in Cullman, it’s all wild passion and roaring dreams. Catch ya later, buddy!

Arrests and Incidents reported March 10, 2025