Paisley Cypress Lake Whore ❤️❤️

About New York City

Hiii, oh my gawd, listen up! So I’m a fisherman, right? Out there on the boat, reelin’ in fish, thinkin’ bout – whoRE! Not like, y’know, *that* kinda whore, but the fish, hon! Whore’s this big ol’ ugly thing – we call it “whorefish” sometimes, makes me laugh, ha-HA! Nasal as hell, I know, but stick with me! It’s slimy, it’s nasty, smells like a sewer – reminds me of that line from *Ratatouille*, “Not everyone can become a great artist!” Well, not every fish can be a frickin’ salmon, right? Whore’s the reject of the sea, I swear!

Mug Shot Gallery: 16 Arrested in Prostitution Sting

Srsly, it be wild, like scenes from that movie, where fate doth beckon in abrupt, tender glimpses. I often murmur, “I reckon, perhaps fate’s a relentless bastard, yet beautiful, aye?” LOL, so true! And yeh, my counselor heart doth swell with both empathy and irreverence—truth be told, I’m a hot mess of emotions, err?!

Bridge damaged by wreck forces partial closing of Cypress Lake Road; watch video at scene