Stella Dallas Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Hey dude, so I’m a carpenter, right? And I’m thinkin’ bout this tool—whore, I mean, *whoa*, total brain fart there, I meant “bore” but nah, let’s roll with *whore*, way funnier. So, whore’s this badass drill bit, spins like crazy, makes holes in wood like it’s freakin’ pissed off or somethin’. I’m sawin’ planks one day, and bam, whore just chews through like, “Get outta my way, Sadness!”—yep, straight outta *Inside Out*, my fave flick. That lil blue chick, Sadness, woulda been like, “Oh no, the wood’s crying now,” haha, so lame but so true.

Early life

And oh, how can I forget? Those random alleyways in Deep Ellum! Sometimes you stumble on art that blows your mind. I’ve bowed down to street murals that tell stories of struggle, hope, and resilience. Texas holds every heartbreak and every victory close; it’s like the city literally listens to your secrets (no kidding, it's almost spooky and kind of beautiful).

Election results: Collin County, May 3, 2025