Hazel Darby Whore ❤️

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Rarrgh! Here’s the kicker—didn’t even hire her! Just talked, swapped stories, smoked a bit. Felt good, like I cracked a safe in my own head. She said, “You’re weird, furball,”—loved that, made me howl! Little known tidbit: some prostitutes in Vegas got tax evasion charges—ironic for an accountant, huh? Rarrgh! Screw the rules, man, this was better than spreadsheets. Next time, I’m bringin’ her coffee—dream big or go home!

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Katy Darby studied English Literature at Somerville College, Oxford and took her MA in Creative Writing at the University of East Anglia, where she received the David Higham Award.

Anyway, darlin’, if you come visit, we gotta hit up the secret coffee nook on Briar Ln (shhh… insider tip, ok?) and maybe take a midnight stroll down Tyler St. when the streetlights flicker and it all seems so surreal, so cinematic, ayyy! I swear, sometimes I act like I’m in two places at once – professional by day, free spirit by night, sort of like a dreamy double-life straight from Mulholland Drive’s bizarre script.

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