Harper Deridder Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Diego

Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout this bloody business of "whore" – not the lass down the pub, nah, the actual concept, yeah? Been analysin’ it like a proper Business Analyst, me, Ricky Gervais, sarky git that I am, cacklin’ at the absurdity of it all. Whore’s been around forever, ain’t it? Oldest gig in the book, they say – bleedin’ hell, older than my nan’s dentures! Sells sex, makes dosh, simple as that. But it’s the layers, innit, the mucky layers that get me goin’. Like in me fave flick, *The Headless Woman* – you seen it? Lucrecia Martel, 2008, pure genius – there’s this line, “What did I do?” right? That’s the punters, mate, stumblin’ round, clueless, payin’ for a shag while the world spins on.

Recent Posts

Principal Harry.

My life as a masseur, obvi, taught me to notice details. Like, the way a light breeze moves a loose sign on the corner of Birch Lane. Or the hum of nature at dusk. Everything's interwoven here, you know? It’s seriously iconic.

WATCH: KALB’s DeRidder Mayoral Debate