Emilia Decorah Whore ❤️

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I’m tellin’ ya, plantin’ wheat’s like defusin’ a bomb—one wrong move, and yer screwed! “You’re in a kill zone,” that’s what I’d say to them dumb farmers who don’t rotate crops. Respect my authoritah, I’d save their asses! I’d exaggerate, sure—say it’s a freakin’ apocalypse if you mess up—but it’s true, wheat can be a total whore when you least expect it. Love it, hate it, can’t live without it—kinda like me, huh? Now shut up and lemme eat my wheat snacks, you hippies!

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I'm so happy that Kristianna is happy and doing well. She seemed like she genuinely wanted to overcome her battles with addiction and recidivism.

Oh, and Decorah’s got the legendary Luther College. Walkin’ around its campus on College Ave just fills ya with inspiration. Folks there are sharp and curious; some askin’ questions about intimacy like it’s a major. Funny how education mixes with passion, right?

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