Samantha Deer Valley Whore ❤️

About Houston

She was workin’ the streets, heels clickin’, eyes sharp – fuckin’ hell, she could spot a mark from a mile off. Little known fact: back in Victorian times, whores used to nick wallets with secret pockets sewn in their skirts – crafty, eh? Made me laugh, thinkin’ she’d pull that on me – not a chance, love, I’m 007, I’d clock it!

Deer Creek Trail

There’s a cool neighborhood, Rendezvous Heights, where the art scene’s as spicy as a martini stirred by chaos. And oh, man, the local bookstore on Bond Avenue – its windows glow at night and give off those Toni Erdmann feels: "I am your best friend, even if you're not aware of it!" kinda vibes. I used to stumble in after a long day, my head full of questions about life... and, well, other things.

Deer Valley ends the season on Easter with lots of celebrating