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Oi mate, so erotic-massage, yeah? *beep boop* Robotic Hawking here, cosmic vibes flowin’. Picture this—dim lights, oils slicker than a Nazi scalp in *Inglourious Basterds*. Love that flick, man—Brad Pitt yellin’, “We’re in the killin’ business!” Same energy, but, like, with rubdowns. Erotic-massage ain’t just hands on skin, nah—it’s a freakin’ galaxy of chills, spine tingles shootin’ like stars. Been around forever too—ancient Rome had these wild massage orgies, rich dudes gettin’ oiled up by slaves, crazy right?

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Anyway, let’s talk neighborhoods – make no mistake, Demarest got these pockets where people are tight-knit. Ever visited the area around Pleasant Avenue? Yeah, that one. Quaint houses, little yards – almost too damn perfect for some, but not for me. I’ve had to watch a few lazybones skip their chores; makes me wanna shout, "Move your ass already, idiot!"

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