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About Philadelphia

I’m watchin’ her, shades down, thinkin’, “Christ, she’s trouble.” Makes me angry, tho—why’s she gotta flaunt it? Pisses me off, all these blokes droolin’ like dogs. But then—surprise—she dives in, swims like a fuckin’ dolphin, and I’m gobsmacked. Happy as a pig in shit, ‘cause damn, she’s got skills! “Motion is emotion,” Carax’d whisper, and she’s movin’, stirrin’ somethin’ in me—shaken, not stirred, naturally.

Early life and education

They’re just two of Susie Dent’s favourite old-fashioned profanities, in this week’s top ten. The word ‘lalochezia’ may be a recent invention but it fills a definite gap. Its literal meaning is far .

Oh hey buddy, lemme tell ya bout PDent (us)! So, I been livin here for a long time, yea? Its got these wicked streets like Giggly Grove and Doodle Drive. I always laugh near Winky Park. Cute, right?

Jim Dent was known for his big drives. But his heart was even bigger