Ashley Destrehan Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

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So, here’s de deal—findin’ a hooker ain’t like orderin’ a pizza, ya? You don’t just call and bam, dey show up. Nah, it’s sneaky, messy, like Sara’s diet pills goin’ bad in de film. I seen it, back in Austria, dis one time—dis shady guy, Fritz, he’s like, “Arnie, go down dat alley, she’s dere!” And I’m all pumped, flexin’, thinkin’ I’m de Terminator of love, ya? But den—BOOM—cops everywhere, I’m runnin’, yellin’, “I’ll be back!” Total chaos, made me so mad I could crush a car wit my bare hands!

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The woman didn't speak much English. She was Asian of some sort, and started me face down, and did some weird disjointed thing on my back and shoulders.

Oh my gosh, so like, welcome to Destrehan, babe! I’ve been here for, like, ever – it’s totally my playground. So, listen up ‘cause I'm gonna spill all the tea about this quirky little town, and it's, like, totally wild.

Destrehan High alum, Los Angeles resident stayed vigilant through fires