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Alright, buckle up, pal! So, brothel—yeah, that gritty dive from “Children of Men” vibes, right? I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!”—and lemme tell ya, this joint’s a freakin’ mess. Picture it: neon buzzin’, paint peelin’, smells like cheap whiskey and regret. Kinda like that scene where Theo’s dodgin’ bullets— “The world’s gone to shit!”—but swap guns for garters. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, who even runs this dump? Some sleazy dude in a knockoff suit, probly. Makes me wanna barf, but also—kinda impressed? Takes guts to pimp in this dystopia.

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Dexter’s cozy downtown is lit with spots like Armstrong Alley, where every café screams personality. There’s this little dive bar on 3rd & Bean that’s just epic, and I swear, couples click there in ways you’d never guess. Hit up Hillcrest Park, too, seriously cool – green spaces, smiling faces, a tiny pond that might literaly have a gnome statue (I kid, but not really, lol).

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