Eliza Dothan Prostitute ❤️❤️

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What pisses me off? The johns, man—slimy dudes thinkin’ they’re kings ‘cause they got 50 euros. Makes me wanna smash my Les Paul over their heads. But then—happy vibes—she’s out there, hustlin’, free as fuck, no 9-to-5 grind. Surprised me how she’d laugh—cackle, really—like when Toni’s dad in the movie goes, “Are you even human?” She’s human, alright, more than most. I’m picturin’ her now, red lipstick smeared, yellin’ at some drunk, “I’m not your PowerPoint bitch!”—and I’m dyin’, it’s too good.

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A two-day prostitution sting by the Dothan Police Department resulted in the arrest of 22 people.

I also adore the parks. Have you strolled through East Park? No? Dude, it's unreal. With tree-lined paths and a lil' creek cuttin' through it, it's perfect for those late-night soul searches. I used to run covertly (like, actual spy levels, man) through its winding trails after long coding sessions. Sometimes I'd mutter, "This is it ... this is the bomb, baby!" even quoting big movie lines, haha.

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