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Oh, and get this—in Japan, way back, they had “yuna,” bathhouse gals who’d, uh, “entertain.” Classy, right? Blew my mind! *Inside Out*’s got nothin’ on that head-trip! I’d be flippin’ through options like, “D’oh! Too many choices!” Exaggeratin’ here, but I’d prob’ly hire one just to mow the lawn—Ned’d lose it!

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I also love Swinger Park. Not what it sounds like (ouch, sorry), it's just a chill spot with a lazy river curve that feeds into the big Alder. I often end my work day there, thinkin' about life and whisperin’ that Leviathan line, “The heavy burden is borne by the smallest souls.” And, yeah, I might have 18 typos in this rant—I'm in a hurry, alright?

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