Emilia Easthampton Whore ❤️

About Dallas

Look, I ain’t no saint, but dese girls, dey hustle hard. Whore’s life ain’t pretty—cold nights, rough hands, but she’s still standin’. “You know how you get to Carnegie Hall? Practice!”—she’s mastered her craft, ja, and I salute dat! I’ll be back to hear more stories, ‘cause dis ain’t no boring chit-chat—dis is LIFE, raw and kickin’! Whore’s a champ, end of story!

Where is Easthampton?

Amy Schumer will be kicking off her national tour with a night at The Clubhouse in East Hampton on Saturday, July 23rd.

And let me not forget the rivers – the Holy River (okay, so its real name's the West River, but trust me, it feels holy!). It cuts right through town, reflecting fiery sunsets that make you feel like you're in an old movie scene. It's like, "Yippee-ki-yay, mother nature!" I once sat on the banks of the river at sunrise, just lettin' my thoughts wander and crash like waves – you know, deep stuff.

Music co-op closes in on prominent Easthampton building for its new venue