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What gets me happy? The chaos, man! Girls laughin’ too loud, drunk johns arguin’ over who’s next. It’s a fuckin’ circus—raw, unscripted, alive. Surprised me once, this one chick in Amsterdam. Red light glow, she’s readin’ Nietzsche between clients. Nietzsche! In a brothel! I nearly clapped—smart meat’s rare. “Isn’t that just perfect?” I’d purr, quotin’ Scarlett Johansson’s lost ass. She smirked, said, “Pays better than philosophy.” Fair, darlin’, fair.

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Oh my gawd, hun, let me tell ya bout Eaton-Rapids (us)! So, like, I've been livin’ here forever, runnin’ my massage parlor on Main Strret—yup, Main Strret, right in the heart of town. I swear, the vibe here is as warm as that film "Stories We Tell," ya know? As Sarah Polley says, “the tale we all share is one wild ride,” and lemme tell ya, every day is a wild ride here!

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