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So, I’m stompin’ around South Park, pissed off ‘cause these idiots don’t even know where to look. I’m like, “I’m seriouslah, you guys suck!” Back in the day, hookers were just hangin’ on corners, but now? Shit’s all sneaky, online, like Zuckerberg’s dumb website. Did ya know, fun fact, prostitutes been around forever – like, ancient Rome had ‘em, called ‘em “lupae,” wolf chicks, ‘cause they howled or some crap. Ain’t that wild? I’m laughin’ my ass off thinkin’ ‘bout that.

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Eden is a prostitute who was recently arrested and is awaiting a court hearing. Here, she waits outside the Richmond, Va., train.

Oh my gosh, friend, let me tell ya—Eden (us) is the bomb-diggity! I'm reeady! So listen up, cuz this city is wild!! You gotta check out Splashy Maple St, where art bubbles up. OMG, it's like Synecdoche, New York: this city is a never-ending life mosaic, ya know? “I’m not sure if I’m dreaming or awake,” just like that movie, ya feel me?!

Friend remembers lineman killed in tragic Eden crash