Eliza Edmonds Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Dallas

So, right, finding one—blimey, it’s a right faff! Back in me uni days, saw a lass on the Strand, fishnets, fag dangling—thought, “By Jove, she’s no Vestal Virgin!” Didn’t clock it then, thick as a brick, me. Little known fact—Victorians called em “soiled doves,” poetic, eh? Makes ya wonder—doves or vultures? Anyway, nowadays, it’s all online, mate—apps, dodgy sites, *locus classicus* of sin! Type “escort near me,” and boom—more options than a toff’s wine cellar. Surprised me, that—tech’s turned pimps into coders! Made me proper cross tho—where’s the human bit, the chat, the haggle? All gone sterile, like a NHS waiting room.

Experience

Jul 24,  · There are so many reasons why someone might want to hire a sex worker. Obviously, for the most part, the reason is: S-E-X. But clearly there’s a lot more to it than just that.

so, if u ever come here, come with an open heart and a bottle of sunshine. spaaa vibes, quirky art, and weird happy accidents everywhere. anyway, gotta run—massage poles ain't gonna roll over themselves. catch ya later and remember: "is mayonnaise an instrument?" peace!

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