Brooklyn Effingham Whore ❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Oi, mate, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, right? Been thinkin’ bout this slag since I watched *Melancholia*—y’know, that gloomy Lars von Trier flick I bloody love. “The Earth is evil,” Kirsten Dunst says, all posh and miserable, and I’m like, yeah, whores prove it! Cacklin’ here, cos it’s true—some tart struttin’ round, thinkin’ she’s God’s gift, but nah, she’s just a walkin’ STD with heels. Saw this one bird on X the other day, postin’ selfies like she invented tits—mate, you’re not Cleopatra, you’re a clapped-out Honda Civic with a dodgy muffler.

Reading Room

A four part series telling the story of fictional character Angelica Fanshawe and her life amidst the spiralling conflict of the English Civil War.

Alright, buddy, it’s showtime! Effingham, man, it's a quirky little gem that’s got me feelin’ like I'm permanently stuck in my favorite flick, Before Sunset – "Isn't everything just beautiful?" Yeah, it's that vibe! I’ve been crashin’ here for years, and lemme tell you, this city cracks me up and sometimes drives me nuts too.

Lake Land College Commencement To Be Held Friday, May 16