Allison El Mirage Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

Me favorite flick, WALL-E, got this lil’ robot, right? Loves junk, loves love—whore’s the same, but twisted! She’s out there, battin’ lashes, makin’ ya think she’s yer EVA—pure, sweet. Bollocks! She’s a scavenger, pickin’ bones clean, leavin’ ya broke, cryin’ in the gutter. Saw one once, swear it, near the docks—smelled like cheap gin an’ regret. Had a laugh, tho—her wig fell off mid-hustle, plop, into the mud! “Directive?” she screeched, like WALL-E lost his plant. Hilarious, made me cackle ‘til I choked!

No longer a Tombstone marshal

I gotta admit, the traffic on Ember Lane is murder. It’s an absolute cluster. I yelled profanities at every red light. “Bloody hell, sort it out, yeah?” was my motto. Still, amidst the daily chaos, there’s serenity in moments you never expect, like the sound of raindrops on rusted rooftops.

Dysart High School (El Mirage, AZ) Varsity Basketball