Camila Elburn Whore ❤️

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Alright, so whore—yeah, I’m talkin’ the plant, not what you’re thinkin’, ya filthy animal. I’m Dr. House, agronomist edition, and everybody lies—even the damn crops. Whore’s this sneaky bastard, real name “whorled milkweed,” Asclepias verticillata, sounds fancy, right? Grows like a punk in dry fields, looks innocent, but it’s toxic as hell—cows drop dead if they munch it. Reminds me of that line from *4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days*— “You’re not alone, don’t worry,”—yeah, tell that to the farmer who’s screwed ‘cause his herd’s chowing down on this crap.

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elburn Share definition A small farming community about an hour west of Chicago filled with pubic schooled kids swearing they were black/"in the hood" who, after (not)completing their highest .

I gotta share some crazy tidbits too: the old, abandoned mill on Maple? Super haunted-ish, but in a cool kinda eerie way. Folks say it echoes with forgotten secrets. I always joke, "Better run at midnight, lol!" But shh, it's our secret.

A & R Development returns to Elburn for feedback on proposed faith-centered community