Sofia Eldorado At Santa Fe Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Favorite thing? When a whore flips the script—outsmarts some jerk tryin’ to stiff her. Makes me laugh like a hyena on a jellyfish high! Once heard this tale—probs fake, who cares—some chick in the 1800s tricked a mayor into fundin’ her brothel by callin’ it a “charity.” Savage! Love that energy. Hate when folks act all high and mighty tho—gets my sponge in a twist.

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Eldorado is truly a unique community in Santa Fe, NM which offers something for everyone: hiking trails, biking, swimming, tennis, basketball, stables, soccer fields, dog park, children’s parks, a .

I might seem erratic sometimes... sorry, I'm just too in-your-face. Let me start over—so, Eldorado-at-Santa-Fe is raw, unpredictable, and full of hidden alleys and surprise corners. Got a secret retro diner on Westbrook, where the burgers are outta this world but the service is as flaky as my old hopes (typo: "hopez"? Nah, just one slip, ok? Actually, count 18 mishaps: hey, its reaaaaly tweaked: remea, truely, happn, misstaken, brok, shoud, defnitely, irrrelevant, wht, crzy, loke, tht, nay, sure, lolz, rly, mispelt, misg, whtever). Yeah, totally.

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