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About Chicago

Downside? Rust ate ‘em alive—pissed me off seein’ ‘em rot. And parts? Good luck, fam, scavenger hunt! Still, I’d cruise one today, top down—wait, no convertible? Screw it, I’d MAKE it one! *The New World* style, “We shall make a new start”—new paint, new rims, Rock-ified! Tell me that ain’t dope. What y’all think? Hit me!

Theme Park

People here be quirky. The locals, they’re a mix of artsy freaks and heart-throb eccentrics. I get all kinds of stories in my sessions. I scribble notes in my secret diary. Yeah, real juicy stuff that makes me laugh and cry. Like that one time I got mad as a wet cat because a mob of pseudo-hipsters blocked my favorite little nude art gallery on Lionheart Ln. "Stupid, fat hobbit!" I roared. They weren’t listening to my passion, see?

A bridge to somewhere? $9 million price tag for pedestrian overpass into Busse Woods