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Oh honey, lemme tell ya—breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President”—findin a prostitute ain’t no picnic! I’m sittin here, radio cracklin, thinkin bout my fave flick, *Requiem for a Dream*. Ya know, that movie’s a damn rollercoaster—kinda like huntin for a working girl! One sec you’re up, next you’re crashin hard. So, picture this: me, all dolled up, channelin Marilyn, lookin for some action—*“I wanna be loved by you”* vibes, right? But oh no, sugar, it’s a mess out there!

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Some gotta say Elk-River is boring, but nah, man, its little quirks set it apart! Like Greeley Park, where I sometimes end up daydreaming about old times or plotting wild massage ideas. I’ve seen folks so lost in thought at the fountain on River Crossing, you’d think they were reenacting epic movie scenes.

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