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Brothels, they’re old, man—ancient! Heard some roman dude ran one, made bank, called it “lupanar”—fancy, huh? Dirty secrets, tho—walls scratched with nasty notes, like “Gaius woz here, paid double.” History’s wild, makes ya giggle. But this one time, right, barf-worthy stink hit me—sweat, cheap booze, unwashed socks. Nearly puked, I did! “Stupid, fat hobbit!”—they don’t notice, too busy leerin’. Me, I see it all, sneaky Gollum eyes.

Mayor Adams launches 90-day "Operation Restore Roosevelt"

The crackdown covers a nearly two-mile stretch along the avenue from 74th Street to th Street in Elmhurst, North Corona and Jackson Heights.

Elmhurst, US, got gritty charm. My fav area? The old warehouse district. Pawws up. People call it “The District.” I once treated a local legend from there. He said, "I got demons, like Gotham." Hah, crap!

Elmhurst Tabs Mike Heffernan as Football Head Coach