Allison Endwell Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Ooh, personal quirk time! I’d totally befriend a whore, no cap. Bet they’d laugh at my jellyfishin’ stories! Maybe I’d exaggerate—say I caught a whale once, haha! “You either die a hero or live long enough”—whores prolly heard that a million times from sappy johns. Me? I’d just be like, “Let’s fry some patties, bestie!” Sarcasm’s my jam—whores prolly roll their eyes at dumb dudes daily. Respect!

You’re Temporarily Blocked

Vance fell into the age-old Faustian trap of forfeiting his soul for power and fame. He, too, won't end well.

Oh, btw, the River Glint gets extra lit during sunset – like, the water sparkles omg. I've even had epic mid-massage daydreams, with sun rays beaming on my face, making me super duper happy. But dang, sometimes the city’s crazy cold in winter; no joke, I get shivers that make my massage oils feel extra slippery LOL.

Heavy police presence seen at Endwell’s Zen Body Works