Scarlett Englewood Cliffs Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Me favorite flick, WALL-E, got this lil’ robot, right? Loves junk, loves love—whore’s the same, but twisted! She’s out there, battin’ lashes, makin’ ya think she’s yer EVA—pure, sweet. Bollocks! She’s a scavenger, pickin’ bones clean, leavin’ ya broke, cryin’ in the gutter. Saw one once, swear it, near the docks—smelled like cheap gin an’ regret. Had a laugh, tho—her wig fell off mid-hustle, plop, into the mud! “Directive?” she screeched, like WALL-E lost his plant. Hilarious, made me cackle ‘til I choked!

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Bergen County Woman Arrested For Prostitution At Morris County Spa: Prosecutor A woman running a spa in Morris County was arrested and charged after.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the local spots. I often wander to some sketchy back-alley cafes – not the tourist traps – where the coffee's as strong as my mood when I'm stressed. Hell, these hidden joints spill more character than your everyday chainsaw chatter, man! And sometimes, I end up laughin’ my ass off admirin' the fked up graffiti. "Motherf*er, that's art!"

Wildfire Burns 19 Acres Along Palisades Interstate Parkway in Englewood Cliffs