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Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout brothels! *nasally Fran Drescher voice kicks in* I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—brothels, they’re wild, right? Like, total hot mess express! Ya know, I’m obsessed with “Shame”—that flick with Michael Fassbender? Oh my gawd, the way he’s all tortured and sexed up, runnin’ ‘round New York like a lost puppy? That’s brothel vibes, babe! “I’m not good at this,” he says in the movie—ha! Bet the gals at a brothel hear that all the time from nervous johns! *The Nanny laugh* NAAAANNYHAHAHA!

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The Moonlite Bunny Ranch is a legal, licensed brothel in Nevada. No injuries in multi-home fire in Escanaba, investigation ongoing.

So ya see, Escanaba ain’t just a dot on the map. It’s a living canvas – streets, rivers, and even potholes tell a tale. And I swear, every alley and corner makes me feel both nostalgic and hyped. It's messy, just like our love lives sometimes. Cheers to that, my friend!

Escanaba’s restaurant week in full swing through Saturday