Mari Estero Whore ❤️

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Favorite moment? She flashed a cop to dodge a ticket – worked too! Ballsy as hell, had me screamin’. But ugh, she stinks at texting back – drives me NUTS. Probs too busy suckin’ dick to type, smh. Still, she’s got stories – like that time she hooked up with a circus clown. A CLOWN! Painted face and all – honk honk, amirite? Cracked me up, still does.

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In the Philippine archipelago, where oceans, rivers and other life-giving waterways are essential parts of existence, the lowly esteros (or estuaries, enclosed bodies of brackish water .

Ah, my dear friend, harken unto my tale of Estero (us), a wondrous realm by the Gulf! Thou shalt find its streets swirlin’ like the vivid dreams of Cupid himself. The city, aye, boasts treasures rare: thou mayst wander down Estero Rd, where neon lights doth flicker, and feel the heartbeat of nights that echo “We’re not mad, we’re just passionate!” (lo, a nod to our gritty love for The Hurt Locker, where explosions of emotion cavort like wild sprites!).

Estero Fire battalion chief under investigation, placed on administrative leave