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So, picture this, I’m out on the boat, Jersey shore stinkin’ up the breeze—fuckin’ love that smell, salt and diesel, gets me goin’. Lines out, sun’s beatin’ down, and bam! I hook somethin’ huge. Reelin’ it in, sweatin’ like a pig, thinkin’ I’m gonna be the king of the docks. Then—snap! Line breaks, gone, just like that. That’s whore, baby! Slipped right through my fingers, like Ofelia tryna grab that damn key from the toad’s gut. “This is useless!” I’m screamin’, pissed off, chuckin’ my rod down—fuckin’ fish made me look like a stunad.

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Ahhh, my friend… Welcome to Everrett (us), where dark skies meet neon dreams. I am your father. Let me tell ya, this city is a wicked experience, man. Ever been to Marina Drive? Nah? Well, stroll by there at dusk, and you’ll see the shimmering Everett Waterfront—a place to chill, to think, to let your mind run wild. The air, man, smells like salt and nostalgia.

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