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So, check this—last week, I’m cruisin’ downtown, lookin’ for some action, right? Not me personally, just sayin’—hypothetical Bart-style, ha! And there’s this chick, all “your mind is the scene of the crime,” winkin’ at me like she knows my secrets. I’m like, whoa, lady, chill! Made me happy, tho—kinda cool she’s playin’ mysterious. But then, ugh, this greasy dude rolls up, all “pay me first,” and I’m like, eat my shorts, creep! Pissed me off big time—hate middlemen, ya feel me?

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The Sorell River winds right through! Its banks are perfect for meditating. I often sit on its embankment near Riverbend St. Some locals call it "the chill zone." I feel like Elon Musk with his rockets – launching relaxation! Serious stuff, but meme-level humor incoming – “when life gives you rivers, channel them into Netflix and chill!”

Obituary for John D. Serpa at Fairhaven Funeral Home