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Oh, and the smell—rum, sweat, and somethin’ unholy—pure *Tree of Life* vibes, “Grace doesn’t try to please itself.” Grace my arse, she’s pleasin’ herself to my wallet! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d wager she’s bedded half the fleet and still kicks like a mule. Personal quirk—I’m mutterin’ to meself, “Ricky, you daft twat, why’d ya bother?” Cos it’s a laugh, innit! Whores—they’re the real sailors, ridin’ waves of idiots like me. Sarcasm? Mate, she’s a walkin’ punchline— “Oh, bless ya, captain, you’re me first today!” Yeah, and I’m the bloody Pope!

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Ay, listen up, kid. Lemme tell ya 'bout ma Fairlawn, alright? I'm runnin' a spa here, and trust me, I see things from a different angle. Yo, there's Fairlawn on East Maple—nah, now it's East Maple or somethin', but you get the drift. I'm talkin' about narrow streets and that real small-town vibe, ya know? Gabagool? Ova here!

Suspect taken into custody after pursuit at 53rd, Fairlawn in Shawnee County