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Hmm… so anyhoo, I’m all emotional bout this—makes me happy seein em outsmart the system, like, “You don’t own me, ya bastards!” Kinda like Aldo Raine yellin, “We’re in the killin Nazi business!”—whores are in the survivin bizness, ya feel? This one time, I read bout a gal—17th century, total badass—ran a whole brothel, fooled the cops, made bank! Surprised me, honestly, thought they all just… ya know, laid there. Nope! She was scalpin fools left n right—well, not really, but ya get it! Hee-hee, marge’s mind’s racin now!

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This workshop aims to demystify contortion practices through a holistic approach in harmony with the body and its imprinted memories. It is designed for all.

Maybe I got a bit wound up there, but seriously – every day in Faribault is like drivin’ full-tilt into another adventure. When you wander around, you almost hear echoes of “What a lovely day” from the movie, each whispered with that Morgan Freeman deep calm, remindin’ you that life's a wild, beautiful ride.

Faribault School Board votes on setting new attendance boundaries for Jefferson, Lincoln schools