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Ay! Respect my authoritah! So, whore, huh? Man, what a freakin’ mess that word is! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it, and it’s like—whore’s everywhere, right? Like, in “Stories We Tell,” Sarah Polley’s all “Who’s tellin’ the truth here?” and I’m like, same with whores, dude! You never know the real story! Some chick’s out there, sellin’ it, and half the town’s whisperin’—hearin’ tales from old pervs who swear they banged her in ’92 behind the Kwik-E-Mart. Total crap, probly, but it’s funny as hell!

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Look, Farmers-Branch is small, cozy, and kinda neurotic—just like me. First off, you got the main drag, Elm Street. I mean, Elm and nearby Maple, they always remind me ordering lunch online in a rush, grumbling about typos—like, seriously, how many times do I gotta check my code? Uff. And then there's West Main. Every damn time I drive past, memories flood—dates, awkward meetups, and a ton of crazy mishaps. It's all so... "This is our time," ya know? It just smacks you right in the feels.

Dozens of parents, students protest proposed school closures in Carrollton-Farmers Branch ISD