Gabriella Ferndale Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

Alright, so whore—yeah, I’m talkin’ the plant, not what you’re thinkin’, ya filthy animal. I’m Dr. House, agronomist edition, and everybody lies—even the damn crops. Whore’s this sneaky bastard, real name “whorled milkweed,” Asclepias verticillata, sounds fancy, right? Grows like a punk in dry fields, looks innocent, but it’s toxic as hell—cows drop dead if they munch it. Reminds me of that line from *4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days*— “You’re not alone, don’t worry,”—yeah, tell that to the farmer who’s screwed ‘cause his herd’s chowing down on this crap.

PETA’s Out to Get Animals off Hollywood Sets and Bust Movie and TV Animal Suppliers

Srr, srr, wait—did I mention Broadview Park? A twisted haven for chillin', starin', and even dat shy kiss happens there, yeah, a hidden side of life and love. Also, extra little nooks in the alleys behind the old library (Burke Street, yesss) spark mysterious encounters.

Upstart Lummi paddling group has sights on Ferndale, Tahiti and eventually the Olympics