Valentina Ferndale Whore ❤️❤️

About Chicago

So, this one time, I heard bout a whore workin the backroads near my ol huntin spot—folks called her “Squirrel” cause she’d stash cash in weird places, like under logs. Little known fact, she’d hum gospel tunes while, ya know, gittin it done—talk bout irony! Made me laugh my ass off, picturin her swayin to “Amazing Grace” while some dude’s pants hit the dirt. Git-R-Done, Squirrel!

Whore National Anthem

Ferndale. Step back in time to the picture-perfect town of Ferndale, California. Nicknamed the Victorian Village for its fantastically preserved architecture, Ferndale is a vibrant, living .

Then there's the gnarly side of things, like on Westbury Ave, where the nightlife gets rowdy, and hearts break like shattered glass in the narrow back alleys, yesss, rowdy, rowdy indeed. Sometimes I get mad, I get so mad the city’s quirks drive me barmy, but then the artful, lone scenes on Ferndale Riverside (near Old Mill Bridge) make me soft as a cumulus, sss, like soft whispers in the dark.

Larsen to Host In-Person Town Halls in Ferndale and Edmonds