Brooklyn Festus Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

I’m tellin’ ya, buddy, grab a Hornet, ride it hard, feel alive—best decision you’ll make, trust me. It’s wild, it’s brash, it’s Trump-approved—nobody rides better, nobody. “What’s sacred anymore?”—that’s from the film, and I say this bike, it’s sacred, a damn masterpiece. Get one, or you’re a loser—simple as that!

Who was Porcius Festus?

You’re thinking of Slim Pickens in Blazing Saddles. He says something to the effect of, “Gosh, Mr. Lamar. You use your tongue purtier than a $20 whore.” A great line. I concur. Festus and .

The zen spa I run? Grows on Chestnut Rd. Clients say, "dude, relax." I say, "wake up, you in a dream!" Like in Inception, yo. Layers of city, layers of chill. Sometimes I laugh like "we're in a maze." Crazy be, right?

Lutheran North secures seventh state title in rout of Festus in Class 4 championship