Rebecca Festus Whore ❤️❤️

About Houston

Ey, so I’m a fisherman, right? Tony fuckin’ Soprano, Gabagool? Ova here! Been pullin’ fish outta the water forever, but lemme tell ya bout this thing—whore. Not some broad, nah, I mean “w-h-o-r-e,” like the fish biz slang. It’s the big catch, the one that fucks ya up, gets away, leaves ya cursin’ the sea! Like in *Pan’s Labyrinth*, ya know, “The toad won’t budge!” That’s whore for me—stubborn, slimy, a real pain in my ass.

Reading Acts

You’re thinking of Slim Pickens in Blazing Saddles. He says something to the effect of, “Gosh, Mr. Lamar. You use your tongue purtier than a $20 whore.” A great line. I concur. Festus and .

The zen spa I run? Grows on Chestnut Rd. Clients say, "dude, relax." I say, "wake up, you in a dream!" Like in Inception, yo. Layers of city, layers of chill. Sometimes I laugh like "we're in a maze." Crazy be, right?

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