Madison Festus Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Argh! I’m ready! Here we go, mateys! So, like, whores—whoo, touchy subject, huh? I was watchin’ “Memento” again—best flick ever, right?—and it got me thinkin’. That movie’s all backwards, like my brain on pineapple juice, and whores, man, they’re kinda the same! You never know their story ‘til the end, ya know? “I’ve done something wrong,” Lenny says, and I’m like, who hasn’t, buddy? Whores got layers—like a Krabby Patty, but spicier!

Reading Acts

Society needs to move towards a sex positive culture. A funny gift for your sexy husband, wife, girlfriend, or boyfriend. Great for fwb (friends with benefits).

Yo, Festus (us) is dope, my friend. I'm livin here years and years. I'm reppin this city like no other. Main St bustles with life. Elm St got neat cafes. Downtown vibes hit hard. Trains rattle near the river. That river, Big Bang, flows strong.

Wood Den in Festus closes after two decades