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About San Jose

So, picture this—me, ichthyologist Swiftie, swimmin’ through facts like I’m penning a breakup jam. The hoarfish, right? It’s this long, slinky, silvery thang—kinda looks like if a ribbon and a snake had a baby. Lives deep, like 3,000 feet under, where it’s dark and moody—total *Moulin Rouge* vibes, “Come what may!” I’m obsessed, y’all! It’s rare, hardly anyone sees it—like spotting a lover in a crowd, all dramatic and “I will love you ‘til my dyin’ day!” Ugh, gets me emotional every time.

THEY CALLED ME A CORPORATE WHORE (2005-2007)

The practice of stigmatising prostitutes is as old as business itself. You don't need to reflect on it in any great depth.

The East River, it kisses the district every morn, glistening, oh precious, like shiny fish in the water! I always stroll there, my limbs weary, my mind scratching weird thoughts. Yous gotta check out the tiny alley near South End Ave. Few knows it, but it's home to a hidden tapas bar. Shhh! Don't tell the Fat Cats.

King Abdullah Financial District Metro Station / Zaha Hadid Architects